- boy: did it hurt
- girl: [sigh] did what hurt
- boy: breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
- Class: 1+1=2
- Homework: 2x5=10
- Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
something like that?
shit, we really do have a gif for everything
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
I have been laughing for like 10 minutes
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top
eric in divergent looks like macklemore got ripped and then went punk rock
i’m gonna pop some caps
only got a gun and knives in my pocket
Nope. Nope, that’s not creepy at all. #emmawatson #danradcliffe #danielradcliffe #harrypotter #faceswap